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Last day of 2009. How was it?

For me (us) it has been a great year. It all started in December 2008. Nuria got a new job at The Global Fund to fight AIDS, tuberculosis and malaria. A considerable jump in her career in a place where most of us would love to work for what they do, which is to save […]

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Mathematical logic

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here’s a little mathematical formula […]

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New words

TESTICULATING – Waving your arms around and talking b*llocks. BLAMESTORMING – Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible SEAGULL MANAGER – A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves. ASSMOSIS – The process by which […]

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Tener un hijo

(por Andreu Buenafuente) El verano pasado mi hijo Alejandro, cumplió 4 años, y, cuando sopló las velas, mi mujer y yo le dijimos: -Cariño, pide un deseo. A ver, ¿qué has pedido? Y el niño nos mira así, todo ilusionado, y nos dice: -Una play station o un hermanito. Y mi mujer y yo nos […]

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globat …

Thank you for contacting Globat Chat Support. You are now chatting with Technical Specialist ‘PJ’PJ: Hi and thank you for contacting Globat Signature Support! We have received your question (s) from the pre-chat survey and will answer you momentarily.  Thank you for your patience. Me: helloPJ: hi Me: is not workingMe: I connected to […]

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ze drem vil finali kum tru!

The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other  possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty’s Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in plan that would be  known […]

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la vida misma

Anoche, mi novia y yo estábamos sentados en la sala, hablando de las muchas cosas de la vida. Estábamos hablando de la idea de vivir o morir.Le dije: ‘Nunca me dejes vivir en estado vegetativo,dependiendo de máquinas y líquidos de una botella, si me ves en ese estado,desenchufa los artefactos que me mantienen vivo, prefiero […]

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A girl asked a boy if she was pretty. He said no. She asked him if he wanted to be with her forever. He said no. She then asked him if he would cry if she walked away. He again said no. She had heard too much. She needed to leave. As she walked away, […]

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tattoo in istanbul airport

waiting to check in this morning there was a lady with a tattoo in her neck: "Don’t cry, say just fuck u and smile" nice tattoo…

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